This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I am available for nakedness
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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