Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
porn star boner night. come get it.
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Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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