It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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