check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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