we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
It's blow job season.
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Randomize