HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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