We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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