what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
His hands were made for my vagina.
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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