i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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