Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
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This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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