I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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