dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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