I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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