I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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