i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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