so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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