Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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