Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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