I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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