This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
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My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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