idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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