i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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