season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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