After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
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Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
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so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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