Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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