One girl and one boy is just not enough.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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