we have pet lesbian snakes
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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