Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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