i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Can I color on your dick again?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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