the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
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One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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