I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
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they're like a gay fantastic four
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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