i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Never joke about your clitoris.
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