At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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