Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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