She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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