my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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