what if I'm pregnant?
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im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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