I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
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the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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