Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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