they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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