Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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