She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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