try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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