Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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