3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
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By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
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Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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