So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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