In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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