I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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