Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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