well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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